Category: Guest Bloggers

I’m dreaming of seeing the Omarosa video…

It was reported last week that long time Trump brown-noser Omarosa Manigault Newman was ousted from her “look busy” job in the White House, and in some reports, physically by Secret Service agents after attempting to trespass the grounds. It couldn’t happen to a nicer sycophant, thank you very nice. Ms. Newman, as one of Read More …

Don’t go away mad, Judge Moore…

Busy ass day, but I just gotta gloat about Senator-Elect Doug Jones tough but well deserved victory in Alabama’s special election over decrepit, bigoted child predator Judge Roy Moore. A big black eye for Steve Bannon and our dear Orange Overlord, and it couldn’t happen to nicer individuals. It’s nice to see some folks in Read More …

The one thing you can’t hide…

Somehow this song of the late John Lennon’s is just so apt; the Repugnants and/or Trumpeters among us go around bragging about their pwecious “traditional family values,” and then sleaze starts surfacing about all of their sweet Congress members and our Orange Overlord that clearly contradicts their espoused beliefs. Rep. Joe Barton is caught with Read More …

So many dancing sugar plums!

Senator Al Franken gets railroaded out of his two-term seat because of numerous, shaky allegations of sexual misconduct. Judge Roy Moore goes on campaigning for the vacated Alabama Senate seat, regardless of the many confirmed child predator charges, and known sexual predator our Orange Overlord Dotard Trump wholeheartedly (hah!) fully endorses him. And, just breaking, Read More …

Brown shoes don’t make it

Our beloved Maxidumb Tweeter sure has some nerve cranking on the FBI just because Bob Mueller’s getting closer and closer to bagging some of the bigger names in his illicit regime. And it’s reported that our Orange Overlord has been throwing actual physical tantrums in the West Wing, complete with hurled coffee pots and bellowed Read More …

Donnie’s “elf on a shelf”

So… Former Army Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, our Orange Overlord’s first and disgraced National Security Advisor, flips for Special Counsel Bob Mueller after pleading guilty to lying to the FBI (a five-year felony)? Nice. Looks like Donnie Dollfingers just got his sorry flabby whiny white ass a lovely “Elf on the Shelf” for his last Read More …

Here’s some rancid egg nog

It’s your friendly neighborhood krampus here to give you some more holiday jeer. (Krampus? What’s that? Well, Google it, but; in German mythology, the krampus is the counterpart to Santa Claus…) Part of what helped get our Orange Overlord “elected” was his shameless massaging of the culture wars, to wit, his expedient act of supporting Read More …

Dreck the halls

Xmas 2017 is getting uglier, and deadlier, by the second. All sorts of male celebrities are getting hoisted on their own phallic petards while our esteemed Orange Overlord retains his illicitly grabbed office, smirking about our world’s safety all the while. It’s time to go nuclear on my infamous NSCL (“Nothing Says Christmas Like…”) series. Read More …

‘Tis the treason…

We’ve survived our likely only Trump Thanksgiving, wherein our Orange Overlord tweeted endless gobs of whiny bullshit hoping to distract us from the Russiagate and sex predator scandals and blatant graft and corruption that could very well damn his illicit regime… Now it’s jolly time for the likely last Trump Xmas Season, wherein we get Read More …

These turkeys have been roasted

Without any further ado, I’m roasting the likely most obvious turkeys ever imaginable. I personally hope these cartoons directly and deeply offend each individual I’m “honoring.” It’s the very least they deserve. (They could ALL use a nice long stay in Guantanamo instead. Yes, seriously.) I needn’t name these turkeys here. The attached cartoons will Read More …

The last pardoned turkey

Remember last year about now when termed-out President Obama pardoned the national turkeys? He was taking part in a time-honored silly little rite that started with Pres. John F. Kennedy in 1963, a small act of kindness that was always played for cute charm. Well, now. Don’t get used to it. If our Orange Overlord Read More …

All that lying makes a body thirsty

No, kids. There’s just so much Trump toxin this political junkie can stomach, so I did NOT watch our Orange Overlord’s heavily hyped address wherein he emptily boasted about all his incredible accomplishments he achieved on his likely last Asian junket. So, damn, I also missed the scene wherein he rivaled “Li’l Marco Rubio” and Read More …

If true…

Only now do we finally hear some quibbling from the Rs that maybe Republican nominee former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy “I like ’em young” Moore might not quite be all that fitting as a Senate colleague. Senate Majority Leader Mitch Addison McConnell (R-KY) has publicly grumbled that he believes Moore’s (growing) accusers and Read More …

Was this (ego) trip really worth it?

I can’t keep up with the myriad o’ horrors emanating from what is most likely our Orange Overlord’s only Asian junket; the cartoons and such here are going to be as timely as a postcard you get in the mail. Deal with it. And as far as I’m concerned, Donnie Doublescoops can just friggin’ keep Read More …