The closest I’ll get to Roseanne (without a garden hose)

Sweet Roseanne Barr has rebooted her supposedly avant garde sitcom “Roseanne,” complete with a resurrected husband Dan, a cranky ultra-lib sister, TWO actresses playing her daughter and…

I’d sooner watch tsetse flies mate than view this bizarro libertarian Trump supporter’s lame attempt to normalize her hero, our Orange Overlord. It’s a squalid half hour on Disney owned ABC (you’d think they’d have better taste) and pathetic waste of John Goodman’s great talent. (Ms. Barr, herself, stopped being funny back in the early 90s, coinciding with the original sitcom.)

I’ve had trolls on Twitter snipe at me, “it’s a comedy, not an election!” Well (1) isn’t comedy supposed to be remotely funny? and (B) I won’t be party to anyone who tries to normalize our malignant Mango Mussolini. It’s not a joking matter. Especially since sweetums blocked me on Twitter back during the 2016 election season because I was among the people who mocked her for her Hillary Clinton conspiracy lunacies.

Ms. Barr could make maggots puke with her purported comedy. ABC, to their discredit, immediately renewed her idiotic waste of videotape for another season after her reboot’s pilot attracted some 18 million watchers. Don’t get too excited; the novelty will fade faster than she was booed for her dreadful National Anthem stunt back in 1990, and her show will find its way to some obscure cable channel soon — if she’s lucky.

Suck on THAT, She-Devil.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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