Such courage! Such valor! Such totally unmitigated bullshit!

Yesterday at a big governors council hosted by our Orange Overlord in the White House, valiant Cadet Bone Spurs (as Iraq war veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth calls him) yet again belittled the Broward County deputy who froze on going in guns ablazing during the Douglas High School massacre and then bragged that he, the warwimp who got FIVE MEDICAL DEFERMENTS from serving in the Vietnam War, would run in unarmed if necessary to thwart the horrid gunman.

Yeah. Right. Sure. BULLSHIT.

I seriously doubt Donnie Doublescoops could run more than a 100 yards without running out of breath. I’ll wager lunch the bellicose blowhard, just like yours truly, has actually never fired a gun in his squalid life (so it’d be fitting if he was unarmed). And we all damn well know the selfish, life-hating bastard doesn’t give a bag of rat shit about anyone besides Numero Uno, so don’t hold your breath for him doing what that brave Assistant Coach Aaron Feis did, fatally, to protect other people’s kids.

I’ll being willing to bet lunch, too, that not a single governor holding his/her nose to attend this suave affair was the least bit impressed by our Mango Mussolini’s bogus bravado.

Such courage! Such valor! Such totally unmitigated utter BULLSHIT.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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