Donnie’s “elf on a shelf”

So… Former Army Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, our Orange Overlord’s first and disgraced National Security Advisor, flips for Special Counsel Bob Mueller after pleading guilty to lying to the FBI (a five-year felony)? Nice. Looks like Donnie Dollfingers just got his sorry flabby whiny white ass a lovely “Elf on the Shelf” for his last ever White House Christmas. I can hardly wait for Mueller to carefully release what stuff Flynn sings against the illicit Trump regime!

And, wow, the folks Flynn could implicate and incriminate. Not just Donnie Doublescoops, but also Junior, Jared the Kush, Mike the Choir Boy Pence (after all, Pence coordinated the transition and helped form the corrupt cabinet), that other elf A.G. Jefferson Beleaguered Sessions, and so on and so on and so on…

Say… Didn’t President Obama (and even “Crooked Hillary”) warn our dear Despicable Don that Flynn was rotten meat and shouldn’t be hired? Say, didn’t an acting AG warn Trumpster Fire that Flynn was compromised before she was wrongfully fired? Oh, it’s going to be fun watching Donnie Dollhands throw tantrums as Mueller gets closer and closer to Oval Office through his more intimate associates. The elf on the shelf is supposed to report back to Santa Claus for any good or bad deeds the household’s members commit; Mike Flynn has just become Bob Mueller’s elf on the shelf. A fitting ending to a flawed general’s dubious career.

Happy friggin’ holidays, Tangerine Toddler Tyrant.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!