Dreck the halls

Xmas 2017 is getting uglier, and deadlier, by the second. All sorts of male celebrities are getting hoisted on their own phallic petards while our esteemed Orange Overlord retains his illicitly grabbed office, smirking about our world’s safety all the while.

It’s time to go nuclear on my infamous NSCL (“Nothing Says Christmas Like…”) series. I’ve got some snotty ones here, but I’m opening up for any good suggestions from others; if I think you’ve got a winner I want to illuminate, you get to share the credit/blame for the lampoon.

As for the burgeoning sexual misconduct scandals… Jeebus on Ritz, I’m stunned and disappointed and overwhelmed. Matt Lauer? Garrison Keillor? Where does it stop? Isn’t there any fellow Y chromosome carrier out there who has better sense and proper respect for others? I can’t keep up, nor do I want to… But seeing our beloved Donnie Doublescoops calling out others for it makes me want to vomit into the eggnog bowl. What a hypocritical fucking moron!

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!