Was this (ego) trip really worth it?

I can’t keep up with the myriad o’ horrors emanating from what is most likely our Orange Overlord’s only Asian junket; the cartoons and such here are going to be as timely as a postcard you get in the mail. Deal with it. And as far as I’m concerned, Donnie Doublescoops can just friggin’ keep Air Force One as an illicit souvenir of his illicit presidency and stay with his buddy Duterte there in the Philippines. I’ll be just as happy to impeach President* Pence instead.

Meantime, back here in the ‘States, the special election to refill AG Jefferson Beleaguered Sessions III’s empty senate seat has managed to get really ugly; it’s surfaced that the Repugnant who barely won the primary, former state supreme court chief justice Roy “Ten Commandments” Moore tried to “date” teenage girls back in his 30s when he was just a Bible-humping assistant DA. I just love it when my dear Republican neighbors flaunt their precious, cherished traditional family values; Jidge Moore’s defenders are seriously trying to float that this predatory nightmare is okey-dokey because “16 is the age of consent” in ‘Bama.

Wow… Such vomiting. Vomiting like I’ve never seen before. You’ll need to re-hydrate.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!