Poor Donnie Doublescoops. Things are looking dire in the supposed “hoax,” the Russiagate investigation, as Special Counsel Robert Mueller has already quizzed diminutive KKKeebler elf/Attorney General Jefferson Beleaguered Sessions III about the juicy stuff he’s expediently failed to recollect, and Mueller has “invited” our Orange Overlord his bad self to “answer questions” about the matter.
Which means… His dear son Fucking Moron Junior and/or his sweet son-in-law Jared the Kush could be next for Mueller’s hot seat. And they know even more than Sessions claims he forgot. Don’t expect our Dear Tweeter to offer any pardons to his darling children; Donnie Dollfingers only looks out for Numero Uno.
Our Maximum Mango Mangler is about to fly off to the big Davos summit in Switzerland, solo (his third trophy wife Melania may be in a bit of a snit over the Stormy Daniels alleged fling), and he’s set for a bumpy confab, likely to be shunned by all the other bigwigs there (“But, I’m like one of you, and like, really smart, bigly, believe me!”) and likely doomed to come home to Mueller’s investigation threatening his regime more and more… And a State of the Union address that could easily see Dems standing up and storming out while he’s spewing his poisonous diatribe.