Gowdy’s last dragnet

The scion of S. Car, er, South Carolina, who pushed witch hunt after witch hunt against Hillary Clinton over Benghazi and other such debacles has quietly sought to escape the looming Blue Tsunami that could wind up unseating so many of his colleagues this November; he’s not seeking re-election to his ill-won House seat.

Yes, after squandering millions of taxpayers’ dollars on boondoggle investigations, the former federal prosecutor is hoping he can go back to that gig, instead of sticking around long enough to get dragged out of his office by federal agents like his chum Devin Nunes may face. Or maybe he can get himself a sweet gig on Fox News or Breitbart dispensing endless conspiracy dreck?

I won’t miss his weird, ever changing haircut or his smarmy know-it-all manner or his baseless prosecution. The bad Draco Malfoy clone can’t clean out his office soon enough. Bless yo’ heart, son, and good riddance.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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