Have some more chocolate cake?

Wasn’t it about a year ago our Orange Overlord was entertaining China’s “President” Xi at Mar-a-Lago with servings of the “most beautiful chocolate cake” and tracking of a US missile attack on a Syrian military airport?

Say, yeah, that was REALLY effective back then, wasn’t it? And now Donnie Doublescoops, facing e’er mounting Russiagate scandals, a new memoir from James Comey, the FBI director he wrongfully fired, and endless Stormy Daniels troubles, is wagging the dog again… Never mind the potentially lethal consequences worldwide.

Fun, isn’t it? And if that isn’t cheesy enough, our Mango Mussolini pardons former V.P. Dick! Cheney’s chief of staff “Scooter” Libby for his part in ratting out CIA agent Valerie Plame back during Dubya’s reign of error.

Not degrading enough? Just today Donnie Dollfingers has the nerve to tweet “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” about his latest wag the dog stunt in Syria, another echo of Dubya’s reign of error.

Don’t choke on that chocolate cake, Spanky. Pleasant dreams, everyone!

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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