Hey… Wasn’t Bubba impeached for less?

It’s becoming more evident that rumors of our esteemed Orange Overlord cheating behind his third trophy wife Melania shortly after she gave birth to Barron with a porn star sporting the stage name “Stormy Daniels” are… (ecch) TRUE. And the details, if true, are genuinely repulsive, so mea culpa in advance for even discussing them here.

Donnie Dollfingers reportedly bumped into Ms. Daniels at some Trump “sponsored” golf tourney, and because she resembled his pwecious daughter Ivanka he was supposedly turned on by her. He took her to a nice hotel with a promise of dinner and a good time, and she got neither; it was her spanking him with a Forbes magazine sporting him on the cover (him clad in just his tighty-whitey undies). This was back in 2006, by all reports, just four months after Barron was born.

It’s funny how much Donnie Doublescoops screeches about Crooked Hillary and Bubba Clinton’s twisted stupid human tricks. President Bill Clinton was impeached and nearly expelled for lying under oath about his goofy sex life. So where are those virtuous champions of traditional family values within his own party now? Where’s their outrage? Why are they screaming for Deplorable Donnie’s hide?

Oh, I know. They’re too busy bickering among themselves how long the government shutdown they and the Tangerine Toddler Tyrant want should last. And blaming the Dems for something they can neither prevent nor cause. These hypocrites sure talk big noise about morality, and about poorly the Democrats can govern, and then they themselves can practice neither. Nice.

Keep it up, fellas. You’re begging on a big Blue Wave come November, and if our Mango Mussolini is STILL somehow president* by January 2019, he can get used to getting his ass impeached and expelled so fast he won’t have time to loot the White House on the way out.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!