If true…

Only now do we finally hear some quibbling from the Rs that maybe Republican nominee former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy “I like ’em young” Moore might not quite be all that fitting as a Senate colleague. Senate Majority Leader Mitch Addison McConnell (R-KY) has publicly grumbled that he believes Moore’s (growing) accusers and that Jidge Moore should seriously consider dropping out. And the head of their caucus, Sen. Cory Gardner, has declared that if Moore is elected, he’ll see to it that the Bible-humping TEAbagger is expelled from the body. Yes, seriously. The earlier muttered “if true” loathings are slowly becoming “Moore’s not fit to be one of us.” How noble. Now if only someone would clue in our Orange Overlord’s lead Fox News sycophant Sean Hannity. I can’t do so on Twitter; he’s blocked me. Maybe you could share this with @SeanHannity?

Meanwhile, our Toddler Tyrant Donnie Doublescoops is winging his tubby, surly, miserly ass back to Washington by now, after groveling at the feet of his tin-pot dictator heroes Russian “president” Vladimir Putin and Philippines “president” Rodrigo Duterte. Our fevered calls for him just to keep Air Force One as an illicit souvenir of his illicit regime and retire early in Manila go unheeded. Fine! We can just impeach him and his sanctimonious bastard of a vice president Mike Pence, instead.

Welcome back, Donnie Dollfingers. Hope you enjoyed your last Asian junket!

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!