I’m dreaming of seeing the Omarosa video…

It was reported last week that long time Trump brown-noser Omarosa Manigault Newman was ousted from her “look busy” job in the White House, and in some reports, physically by Secret Service agents after attempting to trespass the grounds. It couldn’t happen to a nicer sycophant, thank you very nice.

Ms. Newman, as one of our Orange Overlord’s media hacks, has been among the yes-people proclaiming to all of us that we were obliged to praise her horrible boss as though he was some sort of messiah. (Wow, babe, self-hating much?) Never mind that during their Apprentice period, The Donald made sure to fire his precious black woman friend TWICE on the the show. And nobody really knew what exactly Ms. Newman was doing on the Trump White House media team, anyway; just sitting there looking pretty? Mouthing off prole feed for his moronic followers?

And speaking of … ahem… whores, how about those supposed deficit hawk Rs in the Senate, Mario Water Boy Rubio of Florida and Bob Trump Hater Corker of Tennessee? They were adamantly opposed to the latest tax cut scam until… they got their own slice of pork out of it AND they remember the president they love to hate is in hot water and likely won’t be around to be their rival in the 2020 presidential election. Hmmm… Suddenly, concerns about ballooning debts and deficits and starving poor children seem to fade and they’re all for this Ponzi scheme. We already knew they were prostitutes; now we know their sale price.

Maybe Omarosa can get a job along with them. And I dearly wish there was video of her extraction from the White House!

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!