Just keep golfing, Donnie

Supposedly our dear Orange Overlord has flown back from his darling “Winter White House” after throwing himself and his trophy mannequin of a third wife a big New Year’s bash at Mar-a-lago, where he supposedly did not golf during the holiday break.

Yeah. Right. As if.

To be honest, it’s safe to say a great number of us would prefer Donnie Dollfingers just stuck to golfing instead of being our purported president. He does a piss poor job of both, but at least golfing he’s just slicing balls and frightening onlookers and animals on the links. His presidenting is verging on getting us all killed.

Better yet… How about Donnie Doublescoops being the world class whiny Mulligan taker that he is, and just taking his ball and going home? And taking his corrupt crony cabinet with him? I’d bet you a nickel many of us would celebrate that.

Hey, Tangerine Tyrant! I hear the golfing’s great in Guantanamo…

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!