So many dancing sugar plums!

Senator Al Franken gets railroaded out of his two-term seat because of numerous, shaky allegations of sexual misconduct. Judge Roy Moore goes on campaigning for the vacated Alabama Senate seat, regardless of the many confirmed child predator charges, and known sexual predator our Orange Overlord Dotard Trump wholeheartedly (hah!) fully endorses him. And, just breaking, Rep. Trent Franks (Repulsive-Aryanzona) and Rep. Blake Farenthold (Repugnant-Texicana) are up to their piggish ears in sexual misconduct charges themselves, with Franks bugging out because he bugged his female staffers about “volunteering” to be baby surrogates for him. Uh, yeah. (I’ll be pounding on those fools tomorrow.)

Wow. We’re up to our ears in misbehaving males. Men who ought to have far better sense. Men who can’t seem to live with the concept that women can and should be their equals. It’s disgusting, pathetic… But at least on the D side, we police our own. On the R side? All that vapid squawking about “traditional family values” is just hot, empty prattle.

So many dancing sugar plums, so little time.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!