Mother of God, isn’t 2017 over yet?

No, I decided NOT to doodle the stereotypical New Year’s Eve “Baby New Year/Father Time” cartoon, as now more than ever that tired cliche has absolutely no real meaning. So this cartoon about our esteemed Orange Overlord picking (inaccurately, as ever) on the U.S. Postal Service AND Jeff Bezo’s Amazon will just have to suffice.

And I’ll not waste much time rebuking the putrid, rancid year of 2017. We’ve all endured it for too long already, and our horrid Donnie Doublescoops is among the biggest reasons why this horrible year has seemed so damn long. Sadly, I full expect 2018 to be a sorrowful repeat of 2017, only sans both Trump and Pence as our chief executives (and that’s about the only predictions I’ll dare make here); otherwise, as I’ve said in past years, 2018 is just more rancid vinegar in a shiny new champagne bottle… And I think these idiotic tweets from our Dear Tweeter should give you a hint about that.

Stay safe and sane for the “new” year, and carry on resisting.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!