No pensions for anyone

Long time FBI agent deputy director Andy McCabe gets summarily fired for the weakest of excuses (he actually did his job) just days before he was to officially retire, so his hard-won pension is iffy at best.

Toys R Us is on the verge of total liquidation bankruptcy, about to close out all of its American stores, laying off thousands. Wal-Mart, Target, and etail sites like Amazon have eaten away at the last standing toy retailer’s market dominance, putting them out of business. There’s no pensions for their rank and file, but the execs will come out smelling like fresh roses.

This is our Orange Overlord’s Murikkka. For now. When Special Counsel Robert Mueller starts closing in on his upper cronies and Donnie Doublescoops himself, bet lunch there will be loads of acrimony and screeching and idiotic attempts to fire anyone who dares to their jobs.

But guess what, Jefferson Beleaguered Sessions and President* Trump… There are no pensions in Gitmo. And as things are pointing presently, that’s where YOU are going. Have fun!

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!