Now watch me slice this drive

Our dear Orange Overlord swears categorically that he’s on a “working vacation” there in his double-dip “winter White House,” that he’s not golfing or having any fun, believe me!

Any other president would have felt it sufficient to holiday at their privately-owned home, or a nice loan home from a friend, or at least at Camp David. But not Donnie Two-Scoops. Nope, he’s got to bill us for roughing it at his posh, over-priced golf resort just off Miami Beach. And when not there, at some other Trump operated golf resort. The grifting just never stops. Frankly, fine. Let’s just build a big beautiful border wall around Mar-a-Lago and confine the fucking moron there.

And speaking of fucking morons, Sen. Orrin Hatch (Regurgitant-UT) had once found our Supreme Tweeter repugnant, but now that he got some goodies from the Ryan/Trump tax reform scam, dear old Uncle Orrin can’t stop saying nice things about Donnie Dollfingers. Senility? Or just selling out? Either way, this Dem would almost welcome an ambitious W. Mitt Romney unseating owley Orrin in 2018.


John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!