The one thing you can’t hide…

Somehow this song of the late John Lennon’s is just so apt; the Repugnants and/or Trumpeters among us go around bragging about their pwecious “traditional family values,” and then sleaze starts surfacing about all of their sweet Congress members and our Orange Overlord that clearly contradicts their espoused beliefs.

Rep. Joe Barton is caught with candid “dick pic” photos of his bloated self in the nauseating nude. He rationalizes he was single and trolling for for a girlfriend. Nice. Rep. Blake Farenthold, clearly a stunt double for Flounder, faces ethics committee investigations for his sexual misconduct. Nice. Rep. Trent Franks, the only vaguely honorable schlubb of this group, is quietly resigning his seat after facing ethics investigations on trying to compel his female staffers to “volunteer” to be a surrogate mother because his wife wasn’t able to carry a child.

All these Republican congressmen have openly campaigned on being great champions of those vaunted traditional family values; I’m guess their values predate their supposed savior’s values, being the mores of our cavemen ancestors. You know, women as compliant servants and/or sex toys?

These guys don’t need to lecture the rest of us about our lax morals anymore. One thing you can’t hide is when you’re crippled inside, you vile hypocrites. Just STFU and get out of our faces.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!