Yesterday our Orange Overlord announced he wants to levy big-ass tariffs against foreign-made aluminum and steel because protectionism and isolationism has always worked SO perfectly in the past (the stock market promptly melted down and allies threatened retribution, fun). And yesterday Donnie Dollfingers’ bestest buddy Vladimir Putin flaunted his supposedly newest MIRV system supposedly being deployed upon a Florida-like peninsula.
Dear Tweeter only doubled down on his economic lunacy and said diddly squat about Putin’s blatant provocation. Which seems to confirm my feverish fear that Donnie Doublescoops is, in reality, a Russian stooge, planted here to weaken Tsar Vlad’s biggest rival country. Hey, I’m just saying, I mean, c’mon, I’ve heard lotsa people suggesting this, believe me!