Remain seated

So, I lied a little; I got to witness our esteemed Orange Overlord’s ONLY SOTU last night at my Stepmom’s on her wankin’ huge big screen. And… Wow. Just wow. It’s no wonder that Dems who did bother to attend chose to remain seated, without much of any applause, during Donnie Doublescoop’s deplorable nigh 90 minute diatribe. President Shithole had nothing much worthwhile to say, and he read it from the Teleprompter poorly.

So… Having already critiqued our Mango Mussolini’s puerile SOTU address in a pre-emptive strike earlier, I moved on to other near old business. FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe was being harassed out of the job he was due to retire from my mid-year anyway, because he had the nerve to be loyal to our COUNTRY, and not his president* and his country. Donnie Dollfingers is hoping for a slomo “Saturday Night massacre” of anyone who dares to actually do their job and investigate his rife corruption and conspiracy with the Russians. The real hoax here? That investigation won’t go away, no matter what, and his time is beginning to run out. Gloat now, O Tangerine Toddler Tyrant. You’ll be sporting a Club Fed jumpsuit soon enough.

Oh, and our Dear Tweeter will have plenty o’ company, too, because soon to retire Rep. Devin Nunes (Replicant-Fresno), as the expediently recused House Intel Committee chairman, doubles sweetly as a Putin stooge, publishing his make-believe “memo” that claims to prove those “deep-state” characters in the FBI are just pursuing a witch hunt against his beloved Dirty Don. You know, like life-long Republicans Bob Mueller, Andrew McCabe, Jim Comey…

Uh, yeah. Don’t feel compelled to stand and salute. Just remain seated.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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