Spring forward to oblivion

Tomorrow my Mom gets to lose an hour of sleep for her 76th birthday, and I’ll be busy trying to conjure up a decent card for her to help her celebrate her latest orbit. Sadly, we’ll still be stuck with our Orange Overlord and his corrupt crony cabinet plunging us ever deeper toward oblivion…

It’s insulting to have that racist Keebler elf of an attorney general lecture us and a few other more humanitarian-leaning states about enforcing the law of the land, isn’t it? Jefferson Beleaguered Sessions III really ought to stick to what he does best, which is nominally nothing. He’s suing us over sanctuary cities? Yo, Jeffy, remember something called “voting rights” and how eager you are to revoke them from us uppity liberal types? Bless yo’ li’l heart and STFU.

And as if there weren’t enough Trump travesties dragging us down the toilet exit, now our Mango Mussolini wants to have a big pow-wow with No. Korea’s “president” for life Li’l Kim Jong Un over “denuclearization,”as if this will somehow distract us from Russiagate and his multitude of sexual harassment scandals chasing him. This is from the same man who cracked wise about L’il Kim being “little rocket man” and that he had a “bigger button” and that “it worked better.” The Kims in No. Korea have longed for this perceived legitimacy since they took the country over more than 70 years ago; for Donnie Dollfingers to roll over and play dead to Un just shows how much of a flabby weakling Trump really is.

Turn your clocks an hour later Sunday morning, and spring forward… Into oblivion.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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