Start digging your fall-out shelters

With our Orange Overlord tossing out Army General H.R. McMaster as his second national security adviser and replacing him with the Yosemite Sam look and act alike former UN Ambassador (by recess appointment only) John Bolton, we can just start digging our fall-out shelters now. I wasn’t fond of Gen. McMasters; the fact he’s STILL an active three-star Army general didn’t give me much confidence, but he was indeed among the few “adults in the room” in the Tangerine Toddler Tyrant’s regime. We have no such assurance of maturity and responsibility from Bolton, who is well-reputed for being an ignorant hothead and foaming-at-the-crotch warwimp.

“Ambassador” Bolton reportedly suggested in a speech years back that the top 10 floors of the central United Nations HQ could go missing and nobody would miss it. He loathes the Iran nuclear weapon deal and would eagerly advise our Mango Mussolini to drop the hammer on North Korea. Bluntly put, we don’t seem to have much of a future with this trigger-happy hatemonger whispering sweet nothings into Cadet Bonespurs’ ears.

Start building your fall-out shelters. The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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