The endorsement of the damned

A special election for a congressional seat in western Pennsylvania has popped up, and the possibly upsetting voting event hits tomorrow between a former state ledge Republican Richard Saccone and a Marine Corps veteran Democrat Conor Lamb, so our Orange Overlord went to a Rick Saccone campaign rally this weekend and… sunk Saccone’s chances entirely.

Good job, Donnie Dollfingers! You’re clearly a Russian stooge, aren’t you? Never mind that our Dear Tweeter won in that district by a yoooog margin back in 2016; about now he’s less popular than rancid Philly cheese steak sandwiches. Good denizens of western PA, do yourselves a small favor: Let Rick Succumb collect his ill got pension as a private citizen and elect Mr. Lamb as your new congressman. Feed our esteemed Donnie Doublescoops a big slice of humble pie.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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