There’s more of us than there are Ammosexuals

The heartless, soulless Ammosexual ghouls in our country all had their foshizzles loosened yesterday when they saw the pictures of all the “March for Our Lives” protesters PEACEFULLY and RESPONSIBLY having their say all across the country, in city after city, with nary an arrest or anything that would mar their effort.

Here’s a small hint for the Nutcase Rifle Assassins and all their gun-humping crybaby friends: A great many of these teenagers attending the marches are near or at voting age. They’re going to take notes on who actually cares about their rights, their safety, their futures… And vote accordingly. Here’s another hint: With or without these young voters, there’s STILL more of us more rational people who don’t clutch our precious firearms, who believe people’s right to live in relative safety supersedes your precious right to own a murder toy. I have just two words for the GOP, the NRA, and all the rest of the gun-worshipers: WHIG PARTY. Google it. Consider this a last warning.

It’s over. We’re done. Those uppity teenagers are going to kick your flabby whiny asses, and us uppity adults are going to hold their jackets. And then we’ll trade places. Go find your blankies and suck your thumbs. There’s more of us than there are you pathetic, insecure, ghoulish Ammosexuals. And you damn well know it.

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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