These turkeys have been roasted

Without any further ado, I’m roasting the likely most obvious turkeys ever imaginable. I personally hope these cartoons directly and deeply offend each individual I’m “honoring.” It’s the very least they deserve. (They could ALL use a nice long stay in Guantanamo instead. Yes, seriously.)

I needn’t name these turkeys here. The attached cartoons will suffice. Try to endure a grateful Thanksgiving, if at all possible. And as for my prediction for the whiny resignation of our White House’s current illicit occupant? Well, there’s still Christmas. Wouldn’t that be a sweet gift?

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!