Gosh, I sure hope our Orange Overlord is enjoying what will likely be his last international junket (and only trip to Asia) as our supposed 45th president*. It astounds me how much our Mango Mussolini goes out of his way to be our country’s greatest international embarrassment. Maybe he’s trying to distract us from Bob Mueller’s Russiagate investigation zeroing in on him and his closest cronies? Or distract us from the off-year election defeats he and his Republican buddies suffered yesterday?
Years back, when a flu-sickened Pres. George H.W. Bush barfed his sushi on Japan’s PM, we all sorta laughed, but it wasn’t anything diabolical or intentional. When his son Pres. George W. Bush goofed and mistook an ornamental door for a functioning exit door in China, we all laughed, but it wasn’t trying to be a bad boy; it was our dumb Dubya. But Donnie Doublescoops, he’s just a menacing, authoritarian-loving bully, and America’s worst Ugly American. Everything he does, everything he utters, is done to massage his white supremacist base back home in our country. He goes out of his way to prove, beyond any possible doubt, he is the worst, most ignorant, most menacing assh*le who ever occupied the Oval Office. He’s making enemies everywhere he goes, and he’s pushing us ever closer to potential Armageddon.
Do us all a favor, Toddler Tyrant; keep Air Force One as your post-presidency souvenir and just retire in the Philippines. Don’t come back. We can deal with impeaching your co-conspirator (soon-to-be 46th president) Mike Pence without you.