Welcome to Police State 42

Seriously, O Orange Overlord? Arm teachers with concealed weapons? Look who has never attended a public school in his life. Hey, while we’re at it, let’s make ALL the teachers armed prison guards, policing their wards behind barbed wire topped prison walls in maximum security compounds? With moats and electric fences and prison guard towers and screened security checkpoints?

And, really? Arming teachers, who are under paid, over worked, and often are obliged to supply their own school supplies? Who’s going to afford the weapons, ammunition, training, and counseling? What’s going to keep their weapons from falling into the wrong hands?

Our Orange Overlord could have skipped toting the obvious crib sheet for his Empathy 101 and just thought about his teenage children Tiffany and Barron. He could have thought, “What if it was MY kids going to that middle and high school complex in Parkland? Wouldn’t I be screaming blue bloody murder for some kind of real gun control?” Oh, wait. I forget. Not only has our Mango Mussolini ever attended a public school, but also his darling tots Barron and Tiffany (whom he doesn’t give a rat’s rosy ass about) have ever to attend such themselves. When Bill Clinton and Barack Obama had to tend to grieving and concerned families from gun sprees, you didn’t see any cheat sheets in their clutches. Some president Donnie Dollfingers is, huh?

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos will probably convert all of our public schools to prison camps if she manages to keep her undeserved post, anyhow. Hope you kids don’t mind getting substandard lessons taught to you by armed guards!

John Pierce
Starving cartoonist sans portfolio. Native Angeleno but I'll be mellow when I dead (thanks, Al Yankovic). I live to bully bullies!

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